Posts Tagged ‘General Humor’

I have this one student who is a constant thorn in my side.  Every day it’s the same story… he refuses to do work; he talks constantly, even calling out across the room to annoy his classmates; and he doesn’t seem to mind the fact that he’s failing miserably.

I try to deal with this misbehavior, of course.  I fuss at him.  I yell at him.  I threaten to send him to the principal for disrupting his classmates (which usually does stop him from calling out).  I send letters home (after trying and failing to reach his parents by phone) letting them know that he will not receive credit for my class unless he shapes up.

It doesn’t matter.  Three things are always certain:

He will not do his work.

He will continue talking.

He won’t act even slightly resentful toward me.

It bothers me.  It gnaws at me.  Most troublesome students have the decency to get irritated with me from time to time.  They usually act like I’m interfering with their lives when I fuss or yell at them.  Practically all of them at least give me the cold shoulder and a quiet sneer when I crack down on their misdeeds.

Not this one.

He just shrugs and smiles… not sarcastically or rebelliously, but as though I’ve said something mildly humorous.  He’ll quiet down or write a couple of words on his paper, but five minutes later he’s back to talking or staring off into space.

When I run into him after school, he’s completely friendly, as though I’m his favorite teacher.

What the heck is wrong with this kid?

Does he honestly enjoy being in trouble all the time?  Is he glad that I take the time to tell him to shut his mouth and do the work?

It bugs me.  He’s a disgrace to high school dropouts everywhere.

Dang.

Some of our disaffected youth really need to learn how to act like hoodlums.

Sorry for the short (and late) post today.  It’s been a busy day (and a good one).

Kids say the… yeah.  All these are real.

“Hey, guess what?  My grade went up from a 19 to a 57!  That’s awesome!“  — Looking at his football jersey, I wonder what happened to the “no pass, no play” policy.

“Do the Russians speak Russian, or do they speak European?” — This from a 9th-grade honor student.  Yay.

“I’m sorry for talking in class, Coach Mac.  I was explaining to her why she shouldn’t write ‘they made love at first sight.’”

“Man, I’m glad I’m not Japanese.  When they write an essay, they have to draw all those little pictures [instead of writing letters].”

Naive you are
if you believe
life favours those
who aren’t naive.

– Piet Hein